In the beginning of Chapter 23 of Hide and Drink, Bella tells Edward about Carlisle stopping by the Swan residence with a Depo injection, a box of condoms, and a banana. Bella only give’s Edward the highlights of the discussion, and this is YOUR CHANCE to fill in the details! It could be from Carlisle’s POV as he voices his concerns about unwanted vampire spawn, or maybe Bella’s POV and her internal “I’m going to die of embarrassment” ways. Maybe there’s a secret Werewolf-monitored microphone hiding under the bed or Charlie’s outside the door listening to the whole thing. Whatever floats your boat…er…ship, since size matters.
One-shots based on the beginning of Hide and Drink Chapter 23:Realize and Rationalize – described what happened when Carlisle decided to talk to Bella about safe sex and uses a banana to demonstrate the proper application of a condom.
